Hey there, my hilarious peeps! I’ve got something super fun to share with you today. It’s a game called “Don’t Eat Pete,” and it’s guaranteed to make you laugh till your sides hurt. Now, I know what you’re thinking - “Don’t Eat Pete? Who’s Pete and why can’t I eat him?” Well, hold on to your funny bones, because I’m about to spill all the beans!
Introducing the Mischievous Pete
So, who is this Pete character, and why shouldn’t we munch on him? Well, my friends, Pete is not a person or even a delicious snack. No way! He’s a mischievous little character who’s always up to no good. You see, Pete loves to play tricks on unsuspecting people, and if you eat him, you’ll have to face the consequences!
Now, before you start worrying about Pete’s safety, let me assure you that he’s perfectly fine. He’s just a cartoon character, after all! The game revolves around a grid of pictures, and each picture represents a different treat - yummy!
The Hilarious Game Rules
Now, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty of this game, shall we? Here are the rules:
- Print out the Don’t Eat Pete grid, and gather a group of your funny friends.
- Place a piece of candy or snack on each picture on the grid - except for one.
- Turn away, close your eyes, and pick a picture to be “Pete.”
- The first player starts by eating one of the treats from the grid.
- If they don’t choose the Pete picture, they get to enjoy their delicious treat, and the turn passes to the next player.
- But if they pick the Pete picture, oh boy! They have to yell out, “Don’t Eat Pete!” and the turn ends.
- Now, it’s time for the hilarity to kick in! The player who picked Pete must perform a funny challenge or tell a joke.
- Afterwards, the game continues with the next player.
Now, here’s the twist - the challenge or joke that the person who picks Pete has to perform or tell depends on the theme of the grid. There are countless variations of the game, from St. Patrick’s Day to Valentine’s Day and even Halloween. So, whether you’re snacking on shamrocks, hearts, or spooky treats, you’re in for a hilariously good time!
Endless Fun and Laughter
The best part about “Don’t Eat Pete” is that it can be enjoyed by both kids and adults alike. It’s a fantastic game for parties, family gatherings, or even just a casual hangout. Plus, the goofy challenges or jokes that come with picking Pete will have everyone rolling on the floor laughing.
Now that you’re armed with the knowledge of this epic game, go ahead and print out your favorite themed grid from the links below. Trust me, the sheer joy and laughter this game brings will be totally worth it!

So, what are you waiting for? Grab your friends, grab your snacks, and get ready for a rip-roaring good time with “Don’t Eat Pete!” Remember, the only rule in this game is to laugh till you can’t laugh anymore. Enjoy, you hilarious bunch!